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My Top 3 Stupid Horror Movies

Ever wondered if a few horror movies were worth watching?

Well the following three should be avoided at all costs, because if you do watch it, you wish you would ask for your time back.


3. The plot of The Sickhouse is primarily this: An archaeologist uncovers an old artifact from the 16th century. Problem is, she is locked in the building with four other people who sought refuge after a hit and run incident.

The building they are in was actually a sickhouse, used to treat those with the plague. So what’s so bad about the movie? Pretty much everything else besides the acting. The concept is nothing new, and most of the characters are so annoying you just want them to die anyways.

While the movie is a bit unnerving, it’s not worth your time feeling that emotion when you could watch far more superior movies, like Cloverfield or Diary of the Dead.

2. Next up is The House of The Dead. Based on Sega’s video game series, the movie does absolutely nothing to appease fans of the series.

The acting is horrible, the script is pathetic, and its not even scary. Its a cheesy movie that should be avoided at all costs.

Still thinking of watching the movie? Curious? Trust me..

House of the Boredom is terrible.

There is not one positive thing to say about this movie. It’s painful even recalling the scenes.

1. Last we have Mummy Maniac. Probably produced on a budget of $500, the movie is about a killer who likes to wrap his victims up in toilet paper.

Why is this the most stupid horror movie? Because the same events is recycled throughout the entire movie – and the acting is possibly the worst in history.

With a boring camera angle, and only two environments throughout the whole movie, you will be in pain watching this pathetic attempt at recreating another “based on actual events” scenarios. If the real killer saw this movie, he might have just committed suicide.

The conversations that the characters have in this movie are so bad, you would think a first grader wrote the script.

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3 responses

  1. bs angel

    My list would have Tears of Kali on it. Eek, one of the worst horror movies ever!

    June 14, 2008 at 1:14 am

  2. I have not seen that movie. And I don’t think I will.. lol :)

    I’m really excited for Saw V coming out in a few months though. Wikipedia tells me everything ^_^

    June 14, 2008 at 9:04 pm

  3. Weird, I just wrote about House of the Dead too.

    June 17, 2008 at 11:19 am

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